在这个世界上,人才一定活得很痛苦,因为才华太多了,团在肚子里一定常常睡不好觉。
比如说我吧,才华偶尔好像哈雷慧星一般光顾我那么一两次,我就躁动的不行,如果一年四季月月日日分分秒秒都来光顾,好像董事长那样,那我岂不是天天睡不着觉,早晚加入吸血鬼籍?
多亏我不是有才华的人,世界和平才得以保全。
同志们啊,谢谢我吧!(尤其是楼下挎着“为人民服务”包冒充革命女青年的身是客。)
为了表示庆幸,特别吟诗一首,诗的名字叫做:啊,人民的币!
请大家准备好痰盂,我要开始吟了。
深情地,低沉地,富有磁性地:
啊,人民的币!(还是名字。)
当我看你是手时——
你变成了山
当我看你是山时——
你压了我五百年
啊,人民的币
——我愿意数你千遍不厌倦
耗尽我的唾液
划破我的指尖
——我愿意为你
在漫长的雨季等候一个晴天
不为别的
就为了将你成捆成捆地晾干
其中破折号是朗诵不出来的,请大家在我暗示的眼神中感受一下吧!
又:用眼神来暗示破折号那可真不是盖的,要不怎么叫“突如其来的才华”呢?
鞠躬,晚安。
Posted by 读乐乐 at April 30, 2006 12:08 AM | TrackBackI am sorry for translation from Russian on English language.
I address to community of programmers and those people which the another's life, with the request for the help is not indifferent. Never thought that I shall address with similar requests, but the situation compels
Doctors have found out malignant defeats of bones of a basin (from the left side) and the right hip. Expensive medical treatment abroad (including 2 operative interventions with replacement of joints) is necessary.
In view of that that at me is, and that friends can borrow that does not suffice the decent sum - hardly more than $20 000 Time strongly draws in! It is very a shame to me to ask, but I do not wish to lead the rest of a life in an armchair...
To trust in the Ukrainian doctors it is not obviously possible... Please, who than can help!
Scanned the diagnostic conclusion and the passport can be looked here http://www.i-need-help.name
webmoney
Z379794871935
E-GOLD
4265785
淫民的B呀
耗尽我的唾液
划破我的指尖
好湿~
破遮号 好湿呀!
XB啊,(你這個筆名打起來要分外留神,打錯了就....)
我那里要留填一個郵址就可以了留上去了
事不得已 抱歉呵抱歉
不過,留言在這里也沒關係,反正大頭家就是我的家,隨便在她這里吃喝拉睡好了 :)
你早就收集這種包包了啊
我狠喜歡狠喜歡,這二天用,越用越喜歡
我穿軍綠色長褲紅色涼鞋,實在襯這包包
身MM啊,你那里死活都留不了言的,我尝试过无数次了,现在是只瘪了的气球,所以。。。所以。。。。所有。。。。。所以。。。。。。:)
Posted by: XB at May 9, 2006 12:01 AM乐乐,身MM的那种包包我有4个,颜色深浅不一。3个在家里(一个只有为人民服务几个字,一个只有一个红5角星,一个是毛主席的大头像下面一排为人民服务的字),1个在身边:)
Posted by: XB at May 4, 2006 04:01 PM你看你,你看你,我難得覓到一個書包出會风頭,你就來吟詩了:啊!人民的B(註:币,不要想到其他地方去哈)
另,据說成棞成棞的人民幣放久了會發霉,晒也沒用,還是給我處理,還有那二個毛主席徽章.....什么...什么玩具狗?...听不見,這破電話信號可真是....
Posted by: 大恐龍 at April 30, 2006 01:20 AM